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Machines Demotivational Poster


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


YOU GET NOTHING -


TAGS: machines
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman



FACTORY ROBOTS - From Cars To Bread They Have Taken Over & We Wonder Where All The Jobs Went?




SNOOTINESS - don't push it bub


TAGS: green machines
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cloudchaser - October 4, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's actually a For Escape and unbelievably, the driver survived http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/accident/smallcar.asp
Untamedfifty - October 4, 2010, 10:32 pm
*gas
Untamedfifty - October 4, 2010, 10:32 pm
5 gus guzzling silverado's


Slot Machines -


TAGS: slot machines gambling casinos no payoff
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah, yes. Them especially.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:44 am
What about US banks?


Man Machine -




THE MACHINES -




BINGO... THE #1 REASON TO PLAY SLOTS. -




PLUTONIUM -


TAGS: powering time machines
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by jeffvv2009

Briton of Rose - December 23, 2009, 4:30 am
No, it was available in corner drugstores in 2015. In 1985, you had to steal it from the Libyans.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 8:31 pm
Why would it be in solution?


Soda Pop -




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